Loving the Soda Stream…

I’m a lazy sod. If Jane wants 10 liters of Mountain Dew from the grocery, I’ll buy it, I’ll lug it, but drink one bottle of that stuff that has to be carried, heck, no—it’s stuff that has to be carried and she doesn’t run out as...

The weedwhacker claims the drive…

…which had gotten really weedy on the alley edge. I remembered my goggles — a session at the doc’s getting my cornea perforated (like a lawn aeration) so it would re-adhere (a flying rock had created a bubble or loose spot) —persuades me that I...