Forever, Jane and I have had two eggs, two pieces of Canadian bacon for breakfast. Now it seems—we can’t.
We have to take Levothyroxine on an empty stomach, without calcium or magnesium or soy for at least 4 hours.

Now we also have to avoid anything that’s high cholesterol. We cannot have Eggbeaters, because we are allergic to onion—which Eggbeaters contains in sufficient quantity to cause problems.
We cannot have cereal, because we can’t have the milk, or soy, and almond milk is fortified with calcium.
We cannot have either eggs or bacon because of cholesterol.
We are now having Eggos. I got some nice muffintops but we can’t have those either, because they’re reinforced with calcium.
Sardines are out: there’s no way either of us could choke down one at 7 am. And besides—Jane’s also on a low sodium diet, so that would be out, too.

I tell you, this is a poser. I can cope with lunch and supper and bring us down to nearly zilch in cholesterol…but! breakfast! Wah!

At least the ricotta desserts still work.