…and I declared I wanted a storebought filter for my b’day, please. I’ve ordered a Matala mechanical filter. It’s got a uv filter I don’t want to use, because having had 3 of them catch fire and damage expensive equipment, I’m not real keen on the use of same. But it’s about like one of those Rubbermaid fliptop storage bins in size with a sequence of gradated internal filter pads that fills the whole box and will do some meaningful filtering. No backflush option. But at least some filters that get way down in grade.
The pond is 5000 gallons, with koi that are getting bigger. You can pretty well double the filtration of a pond with large koi, so this one is behaving like a 10,000 pond that has no fish; and adding a second potent filter for the duration of the summer season will definitely help.

This has not been the usual year. We have never had a problem like this—whether it’s the growing koi, or even some local increase of co2: this season has had some varieties of weed growing like mad in our garden, and we’ve been run ragged trying to keep up with the problems—which have not existed in prior years. Maybe it’s the location of the jet stream. Solar output, during the height of solar max. Or it’s just a local cycle. Whatever it is, we’ve got wild vegetable growth. SHould be bumper crops in the agricultural zones, this year, but man, those octopus-like, ground-covering weeds are driving us crazy.

How did the sand filter splode? Well, I set it all up, and bent over filling it, and I think I got spiderbit under my chin: I was way down in the garbage can thingie I was using, and now have a nasty bite that itches like mad.

And we thought for a moment we had it working, because all the plumbing was going and the pump balance (inflow to filtering speed) was near perfect even without choke valves.

And it was a wrestling match. I got all the oversized (2″ hose) plumbing in and working—and we were perfect—

And then the makeshift gasket failed and dumped a lot of sand into the pond. We yanked the plug. Now I have a pond murky with sand-dust. Elementary engineering mistake: I was fine until the weight of sand and water and the force of the 2000 gph pump exceeded the strength of the walls of the container: they bowed, the gasket failed, and at 94 degrees with 50% humidity out there, plus the spider bite, I was just a little p.o.’ed.

Economic Design flaw. I cannot get a sufficiently large rigid-walled tank that I can also move about without spending too much…so best pack it in during the test phase before we’ve spent too much, and order a filter that’s less efficient in principle, but that can be an asset, with water as dirty as koi can get it. I have this vision of a really efficient sand filter that builds up pressure real fast, and either has to be constantly tended, or that (if a commercial one) blows out its spendy gaskets at the rate of one a week, or that has to be packed with coarse gravel that doesn’t work as well.

Well, if this were easy, we’d make a mint selling the patented design, eh? So I’m going with the Matala design and hoping it tames the algae monster this year and next.