Just thank goodness it was no worse. We have one unspecified illness—which could be concussion: you can start throwing up after a hit on the head a day ago, and that can be a lasting problem. They’re not saying. We had someone—a professional— nearly have a finger severed by her student. Whether that cut missed the tendon they’re not saying. She’s calling it minor. When 200 pounds pressing down on a blade that can cut a slash in jeans just by setting your skates on your lap hits a bare hand lying on the ice, it’s not minor. I hope they’re paying these pros plenty, because they’re taking their lives and health in their hands.

I’m all for adults learning to skate. There are ways to do it safely, and that includes not trying to do a flip jump or toe loop after one week of instruction, not going out bare-handed for a good impression on the cameras, and not trying complex pairs maneuvers that send you down in a tangle in which the pro’s first thought is protecting the student’s head from impact (Hel-mets! Please!) or in a situation where the pro goes down because of the student and the student has no clue that he’s too close to his partner with the blades.