A bios flash is something you may need to do periodically with an older computer—but I didn’t look to have to do it on one only a couple of months old.

Get this: here I am trying to sync my Ancestry and Family Tree Maker trees…since my tree, combining mine and Jane’s, is 17,000 people—yes, this isn’t rapid.

But it’s been slow. Way slow. It can take 2 hours when it (or Ancestry) is in a bad mood.

I was thrilled last night when, just as the process was within 15 minutes of finishing, Seishi nudged the computer with one of his head-butts, and it restarted.

It was being incredibly slow. Well, turns out in the middle of this process, Dell was trying to get my attention, and was pinging my computer, and doing a slow feed of data in the gaps between.

At 1 am, I finally got the sync to work, as a square saying ‘Dell Update: urgent: click…’ kept flashing.

Why not? I click the thing.

Bios flash.

Now, I’m really glad Dell’s doing it this way. In the old days, you could have a bios outdated for a year or more and not find it out until something went really wonky and you were down to esoteric fixes.

But I really wish I’d gotten, in advance, an e-mail from Dell saying: “Hi! A bios flash will be coming your way Monday night!”

At least it all went smoothly.

And for those of you who have no idea what I’m talking about, just say—interrupting that process is Not Good.

Now it’s up to date and ok.