Jane three weeks ago spent literally hours (about 4) on the phone with Comcast tech figuring out they’d sent us a bad gateway…this governs our phone, our tv, and our internet: and provides connectivity for our housenet. We’re not wired down to the coffeepot, but close.
Then we had to go through it all again when the new unit arrived. Meanwhile—my Comcast link for my Tivo unit suffered in the process of upgrade: it became outmoded, TIVO lost its programming, and became, essentially stupid.

So we had to order another module, and when it arrived, it took a couple of hours to get THAT set up: when TIVO goes stupid it takes a while to get it smart again.

Well…yesterday this guy in a yellow hardhat knocks at our door and says, “We’re from Avista Power, and we’ve got to change your transformer. Power will be out for an hour.”
Damn. So I needed to get to the store. I knew that would take about an hour. And of course getting out of the garage requires electricity (garage door opener.)
I back out, go to the store, come back—they’re still working, which means I can’t open the garage door to get the car in to get me to the back yard so I can get to the back door and come in. So I take all the frozen groceries in hand (4 bags) and hike to the front door. Which is locked. So I ring the bell. No Jane.
I set down the bags, one of which tears, spilling stuff onto the porch, get my key, get the door open…and no Jane. No Jane anywhere, upstairs or down. I leave the frozen stuff and go on a Jane-search. I check the back door in the theory that she could have realized I’d arrived and gone out the back way to help me…

Bash. I opened the back door right into Jane, who was standing outside taking pictures of the guys on the pole above our back fence.

So…I go back in and put the groceries away. Electricity comes back. Jane goes out to put the car in the garage and bring in the last groceries. All is well, the yellow-hat guys have gone, and we have a shiny-new transformer on the pole. For what reason we cannot figure, but hey—

We have no internet. We have phone. We have TV.

So…Jane had done a precautionary unplug when they started to work and a plug-in didn’t solve it. The house net is down. Nothing works..

We finally get a call through to Comcast bots who won’t help us because ‘we’re in an outage.’ Well, we friggin’ know we were in an outage, bot! It’s fixed! They drove away! We have no internet!

Took us another 30 minutes of trying to get an actual Comcast tech support guy on the line. He goes through the ‘outage’ mantra. Until Jane very wisely said: “Why do we have tv and phone, but no internet?” Now he’s curious.

We then have to reboot the gateway and come up…tech-directed, as they do various things from THEIR end. No joy. We go from THEIR phone, which is out, to my new TracFone, which uses up 3 hours of its talk-time as TechGuy and Jane try various fixes, and finally end up with something I’m not quite sure of, but it doesn’t involve our LinkSys router, but some feature of the (second) shiny new gateway they sent us, which is linked to the Cisco modem…God help us, it works. We got internet. It’s not wholly optimum, SFAIK, but it works.

At this point, 3 hours down on my pay-to-talk phone and with the rest of our day trashed, we ordered pizza. We will re-diet tomorrow.