Now and again—you run across a family in genealogy that just boggles the mind. A Reverend Stephen Bachiler, a minister from England, was involved in at least one bollixed-up attempt to migrate to the colonies, (colonists went, he, the organizer, didn’t) and he kept marrying and begetting as wives would die…probably in childbirth, though there’s enough contagion floating about to also account for it. He finally got to the colonies, with Bachilers begotten before the voyage, got a new Colonial wife, begat some more Bachilers, most of whom couldn’t spell and called themselves Batchelders, and finally, widowed yet again, and in his dotage, he married a sweet young thing who didn’t mind his property but who had a thing for the guy next door. Now—at this point it gets foggy, but in spite of the fact the adultery was in flagrante delicto, so to speak, not hard to prove, the Colonial court required the reverend to go on living with the sweet young thing, whom now he did not trust with the silver, until they could meander their way around to a divorce, perhaps next session. So the reverend decided he’d had it, and took ship BACK to England, usually a 4-6 month venture fraught with such lovely things as typhoid in the water casks, etc, but he lived to get there, and finally died.

Other Bachilers, however, had also emigrated to the Colonies, some who spelled it Bachelor, Bachelder, and Batchelder, and there was a thing going in the Colonies, that, though they were in church for hours on end, more than once a week, and had all these things they didn’t do—apparently sex must’ve been on their minds 24/7, because every danged one of them reproduced until the wife died and then they got another and another, and begot more Batchelders until finally the husband dropped over of a heart attack while plowing, or got shot in the endless skirmishes with Native Americans, who hadn’t been consulted about these people claiming Massachusetts. The wife would then find herself another husband and carry on having kids (usually with a Dodge, a Davis, a Maxfield or Kimball) until she finally wore out.

Well, the Bachilers and Batchelders founded Hampton, Massachusetts, and were prominent in Salem, but they also went elsewhere, and begat and begat, each generation having about 12 kids each one of whom grew up to marry successively and have 12 kids. I have downloaded 150 pages of Bachilers/Batchelders just in Hampton and surrounds.

My direct maternal line goes through a Farrell in Ohio who married a Maxfield (a tale similar to the Bachilers) in a first cousin marriage, so she was Mrs. Maria K. Maxfield Maxfield; and worse—her husband was James Bachelor [Batchelder] Maxfield, to whom she was related, also being, we think, a Batchelder.

Well, thought I, the Batchelders are well documented. This should be easy.
Heaven help me, every other one of the Batchelders is named John or Josiah or Mary, those who aren’t are named Hannah and things like ‘Increase’ and Hepzibah and their dates are all squishy. People doing the trees have made so many mistakes of identification that everything has to be questioned.

This is the hobby I do for relaxation from plotting, —eh?