It’s 75 degrees out there (24 C) and I swear I’m dying…we both are. We decided to have lunch on the patio in the shade of the umbrella, looked over at the beloved hinoki cypress—and saw it dying. Depression.

I headed into the house and got on the internet. Is it too much sun? No. They adore sun. The heat? No. Not at 75. The anti wilt stuff? SOmebody else had used it, and no. Too much water? They adore water. Too little water? The thing’s planted beside a waterfall, for gosh sakes.

And after a hundred articles swearing the hinoki is the easiest of its sort to grow—I found one, just one, that said they really, really, really hate lime in any form. Well, inside the waterfall structure are concrete blocks. This is the second tree we’ve had fail in this position, the first clearly rootbound, but this one wasn’t—I saw those roots myself.

So…in the blazing 75 degree heat, in which I have sweat dripping off my face, down into my eyes, off the end of my nose and Jane swearing up a storm because she loves that tree, too, and she is hurting so bad from the yard work we did yesterday that she can hardly move, the two of us end up balanced on the waterfall berm trying to wrestle a hundred bounds of muddy, prickly, sick tree out of its place, dig up the thriving Austrian pine from an opposing berm and prepare a hole to receive and perhaps treat our ailing baby.

We poured in acidifier, steer manure, and cedar mulch, stirred it up with water, then got the tree moved, and discovered part of our garden drying out. The upside down strawberry container got tossed in a fit of disgust, Jane was black with mud to the elbows, I’m muddy and wet—I have the hose—and no matter what tool we needed, it was in the front yard.

SO…we watered it in. We watered the Austrian pine in. We hope it likes concrete. The rhody from yesterday does not look good. The hinoki is a mess. We are a mess.

We are back indoors now hoping the poor things live.