Dad always had one. I learned how to sharpen a hoe to a nice edge when I was 6. Jane’s dad had one. We just never got around to getting one, assuming they’d be really pricey.

Well, some are, if you want to lay down 300.00. This one, from Skil, is 69.00, and will save our joints—bigtime. I mean, swinging a big mattock/pickaxe combo and holding on as a blunt 1/4 inch thick/3 inch wide blade hits baked sod from an overhead swing, that’s worth your elbows and wrists. I pushed to get this thing, found it on sale at Lowe’s, nabbed the last one, and I’m in love.

The one I grew up with, that Dad owned for sixty years, was an old cloth-wired motor with a single grinding wheel, and one thing he was careful about was being sure there was good light on that wheel and he’d looked at it before I used it. [A cracked wheel, spinning at mega-RPM, is dangerous.]

Well, our new baby has 2 wheels, one coarse (garden tools) and the other fine (shears, etc, though I wouldn’t sharpen kitchen cutlery on this one)…it has little lighted plastic shields that throw an led light down on the contact between the blade and the wheel, and it has guards on the grinding wheels that only make them accessible between 10 and 6 o’clock, on the clock scale. I’d be really tempted to remove those guards and the fancy little shields, but—the shields do keep the sparks out of your face (they sting about like a 4th of July sparkler) and the light is nice; and most of all, the guards might save you some injury if you did have a wheel break. On the other hand—you have to hand-rotate the wheel to get a good look at it, for a safety inspection, so well…but I’ll go ahead and leave the guards. Lord knows, I learned to cope with a Skilsaw with a guard on it (Dad’s never had)…I consider the guard itself a bit of a safety hazard, but can’t figure out how to remove it, and Jane wants it, so there. I didn’t grow up with a safety-trigger, either, but hey…

Anyway, back to our new baby. It’s so steady it doesn’t walk at all with the use I put it to, so with our light use, I’m leaving it unbolted-down so we can move it easily. And thus far we now have a shovel that bites, and two mattocks that will not bounce off a dandelion root, or even a small growth of brush. Most of all, if we hit rock and ding the blade, we just walk to the garage and flip a switch, ch-ching, and we have a new edge.

Being a woman who builds things and works in the garden…I can tell you the next-to-last thing any woman needs are ‘light’ tools, like a dainty little hammer that makes you work harder than a blacksmith to get what a nice hammer with some mass to it will deliver without effort. A dainty little saw with a crappy blade. Etc.

And what EVERYBODY who works with garden tools oughta consider is a nice bench grinder.

It’s a bit of a learning curve—forget the nice little ‘guide’ for getting the right angle: the balance of the tool will tell you, and thanks to that helpful guard I can’t get an edge on both sides of the curved mattock blade, but I sharpen what I can reach, and the difference is that between a butterknife and a steak knife, on the job at hand. You simply take an easy stance, balance what you’re holding comfortably, don’t bear down hard, just let the edge kiss the wheel till you get nice sparks, and keep it moving across the grinding wheel so you end up with an evenly ground edge, same as if you were sanding it: you don’t want to bear down in one spot, but spread the action evenly and cleanly.

Snoopy dance. I’ve wanted one of these forever, and they can turn a crappy hoe or shovel into a real nice one.