…I suggested a new food item and poisoned her. Then she lost her Wacom board pen and we have spent two hours turning the house upside down trying to find it. She hasn’t hit me yet, but I really wouldn’t blame her.

1. This strange guy is hanging about the stopsign on our corner as we leave to go skating. I didn’t like it. Jane’s already incoherent with stuffy allergies and then I want to loop back to see if he’s up to anything. A pickup truck picks him up, which means I guess he’s ok, but now we’re too late for Jane to get ready and have a decent skate, and I’m iffy about skating the full hour and a half, because my knee’s being stressed; so Jane, already not feeling well, said we’d just go get flags for the sprinkling system. The good thing is our yard crew came in with a really inexpensive offer on removing the grass, which will actually save us a lot of money on lawn care; but we’ve got to move fast on tagging the sprinkler heads.

2. We did get the weeping birch I wanted for the front yard, but we had to hike all over Lowes to find those little flags you use to mark where sprinkler heads are, and we were supposed to borrow a truck from Terry and get the birch today; but meanwhile we went to catch a quick lunch.

3. “Try this,” say I, and “It really doesn’t have onion in it.” I lied. Poor Jane not only can’t breathe, she now is sicker than the proverbial dog and one jump from bedridden, she’s got a stomach upset,

4. and then to try to deal with the lawn, she wanted a picture and to use the Wacom board (art device) for a quick design try—but the pen is gone. And this is an electronic pen, computer-based. This is no small item.

5. I meanwhile got soaked marking sprinkler heads, but I really feel sorry for Jane…if there’s anything worse than a totally stuffy head, it’s a really upset stomach, and now she’s feeling too sick to go after the tree. Waaah. We hope for a better day tomorrow.

We cannot imagine where that pen has gotten to. We have a couch that eats things, but we have nearly taken it apart and cannot find a clue to where that pen is.