…surprising, since we’re eating an amazing lot. The best deal is that veggie salad that goes with dinner (a light slightly spicy cold crunch—the balsamic vinegar sort of does an instant-mild-pickle number on the cucumber, so it has a very nice flavor)–half the plate is that salad, heaped high. The other half tends to be another veggie, or the cauliflower disguised as potato number, and broiled zucchini (I sub that for eggplant, since Jane tastes bitter very very strongly) or salty stuffed mushrooms, plus a few ounces of grilled meat. Then an hour later we get a pretty filling little dessert, and we are just not tempted to cheat. I handled having a little coffee well: I just don’t cheat on diets, and don’t really have cravings—which coffee is supposed to provoke. Doesn’t do it for me: all I have a craving for is coffee. I drink it black, no sugar, no cream, unless a latte, and I am not having lattes right now.

Jane’s comment on the diet is that she’s thrilled with the abundance of interesting tastes in a given meal—a smidge of this and a smidge of that, and we’ve got several recipes that we will keep doing after the diet ends…the lime ricotta cream being one, and that veggie salad being another.

The Cuisinart is going back to the store, unopened, and the mandolin is on order—it should ship on the 12th, so I will have it by the end of the month.

I can’t remember whether the online version of the diet is 5.00 a week or 5.00 a month, but it’s sort of like subscribing to a cookbook, with some services added, like weight tracking and menu composition (that keeps your portion sizes under control, and your diet balanced.) So whichever it turns out to be, it’s sure better than 70.00 a DAY that some of these food-delivery diets charge.

My reasoning is: I’m on a budget. Yes, we spend a significant amount on food, but we don’t eat 70.00 a day under any circumstance. We were on the somewhat more affordable Nutrisystem, and ended up throwing out things like powdered eggs with onion (we’re allergic, and they’re gross). So that was a waste.

So, self, say I, sure, cooking takes time. But if they do the meal-planning, provide the recipes, provide you a printable shopping list for every few-day period, and none of the recipes are rocket science, here I am feeding 2 of us at the rate of about 20.00 a day, give or take the small cost of the program, and if the thing works, we don’t have to do this forever, and maybe we’ll learn something. You can spend 10.00 apiece a day at McDonald’s, easy, and anybody can follow the simple instruction to lay salmon on a pan with thus and such spices thrown on and stick it under a broiler. The knife-skills with the veggies—if you just cut every veggie in half so it lies still on the cutting-board, and don’t rush the job, you can produce something useful.

Tools absolutely needed: a spatula (the amounts given are quite small, and there’s no sense leaving half of it behind in a mixing bowl). A couple of bowls. A measuring cup. A set of measuring spoons. A decent knife. A knife sharpener. And a good teflon or iron saute pan (shallow, for eggs.) Some antistick Pam spray. A broiling pan. And the food. A good scales (useful) can be had on Amazon: choose one that has a bowl and an adjustment for the weight of the bowl. As a replacement for a scales, look at the package weight, and visually divide the contents until you’ve got a good idea how much of that 8 oz lump of mozzarella is 2 ounces.

Anyway, just a progress report: it works, and we’re heading in the right direction. Don’t try to start with what’s labeled South Beach in the grocery freezer: that’d be fine for phase 3, but not for 1, and often not for 2. Rule 2: (our biggest downfall) just because it’s an open package, doesn’t mean you’re due all of it. Read the serving size, and use ziplocks to keep the remainder for tomorrow. If it’s a half-serving left, yes, throw it out. I hate wasting food, too, but there’s no sense wearing it around your waist. And if you’re trying this along with us, good luck to us all.

I won’t bore you with further daily reports, but when/if we reach a major milestone, I’ll note it.