…is so high in squee factor you can’t get aggravated at him, but neither Jane nor I got any sleep last night.

Eushu disappeared. And I mean, if you fit in a coffee mug, you CAN disappear very effectively. It helps, of course, if you’re black, especially heading north, and if it’s night, and if most of the furniture in the house is black.

At something like 2 am, he finally exits the entrails of the black rocker-recliner, which we have not dared to fold back up, because Eushu-unaccounted-for is a no-go on that chair’s operation.  He also crawls into other furniture, up into arms, into cushion supports, into unguessed places, and since much of our furniture is ‘motion furniture’ of some sort, there can be no furniture movement of any kind (requiring gymnastics on our part to extricate ourselves) until Mr. Eushu has been sighted far away—because he darts, and teleports. Everything is a game. And he has no sense of danger about anything.

We’re keeping the Feliway dispenser going 24/7, the plugin model. And here it gets grimly funny, because I kept claiming I smelled bugspray or the like in the living room. We turned the house upside down, and finally decided to cut on the Oreck air purifier over near the source.

Well, what I was smelling was the Feliway. I’d been out painting the gate with a chemical that corrupted my sense of smell and had me coughing, and it made it smell odd.

Our turning on the air purifier and forgetting about the (pricey) Feliway dispenser meant—yes, we were taking it out of the air.

So the living room lacked the calming scent. And Mr. Squee jumped Ysabel full tilt. She was NOT in a tranquil mood. She pasted him. Mr. Fears-nothing got mad and came back, and got pasted again. We had a cat fight going. We separated everybody, and only then realized what we’d done.

We plugged the unit in again in the hall, and Ysabel, trying to recover her nerves, went out and parked by it, and was her admirably tranquil self when, half an hour later, Mr. Demon Kitten remembered the feud and went and jumped on her again. She shrugged him off and moved half a foot. That’s the difference that stuff makes.

We’re not sure what it does to us, but hey, it’s tranquil when it’s running.