I became inspired to do meatloaf, and discovered the tomatoes in the pantry expired in 2011. Now, usually stuff isn’t really bad until the can swells, but, y’know, why risk it? Those went out.
The corn flakes were all gone.
There were no veggies.

I decided, well, pasta. Pasta would work as a binder. I had an egg. Also a binder. Spices, no problem. And I discovered unexpired spaghetti sauce. Voila! Tomato!

So I stirred it up, dumped in a cup of dry penne pasta, and added a measure of water, in the theory, well, the pasta needed something to grow on.

Baked at 350 for an hour and a half…covered in foil—worked like a charm. It wasn’t my best meat loaf ever: that would have had diced tomatoes, diced bell pepper, and sufficient chili sauce (I did have some, expiration 2013, well, close enough. 😉 So I used it.) And it would have had carrots and potatoes.

But it was still good. Half of it will be Sunday dinner.

Chef Ramsey would be proud—at least of my ability to punt.