The resurrection of the genealogy DB (it crashed) has gotten me into the Dark Ages again, and fixing breakfast this morning I got to thinking how rich my ancestors would think I am.

Breakfast: I turn a tap, with a choice of hot or cold water to rinse a dish. I’m annoyed that the hot water takes ten whole minutes to arrive.

Ancestor: go to water jar, break the ice crust (it’s the Little Ice Age) and get some water in a pot, poke up last night’s fire, put on more wood to bring fire (and light) up. Put on wrap and go out back, dust off the snow and haul in 75 lbs of icy wood, which will make a small puddle on the fireside.  By now the water is heated.

Me: I puncture two eggs and set them in the egg cooker, more water from the tap. I pop storebought bread into the toaster.

Ancestor: boil water for oats, add oats, boil. This is breakfast. There may be beer to drink. Unboiled water is seasonally not fit to drink, and can make you sick. While oats boil, open flour jar, measure out several handfuls of flour, get culture from small jar kept warm near the fire (a really big luxury: Wat opened a mill down the road, only a 3 mile walk from here), mix up dough, add culture, set in bowl to rise near fire.

Me: having breakfast. Get dressed. Choice of closet.

Ancestor: having breakfast. Dip up more water to boil for washing dishes (not self: baths are sinful. The local priest is agin’ ’em except on holy days.) No need to dress. Slept in clothes. Those get washed when they get muddy. Note to self: the water jar is low. Got to take the jug and fill it at the well, hauling bucket up, loading jar with 50 lbs of water, hauling it home. This is the reason for having kids.

Breakfast with my ancestor Godeswintha: Servant lights candles. Get out of bed, leave servant to arrange bedclothes. Godeswintha also slept in her clothes: it’s warmer. Break the ice on the washing bowl. Wash face. She has the same priest. Ask servant for slippers. Servant brushes and braids her hair.

 Go down to hall where servants, up before dawn, since the lady rises at the crack-of, already have the fire going, the water boiled, the oats ready, and maybe have boiled an egg or two. The floor is covered with straw, partly for insulation in the fall. Rugs have not yet come in from the Middle East. The light comes from the fire. Godeswintha has beer for breakfast, since the water, while better, does not taste that good. She gives the day’s orders to Cook, consults with her maid about the linen, hears a report from house staff about a leak in the roof, and intends to spend the afternoon (when light reaches the solar) sitting and sewing her best embroidered sleeves and trim onto a new dress. She will get in about 2 hours good sewing before the light leaves the window. For the rest she will hear servants’ and villagers’ reports and make out a list for market day, which is only once a week.

Godeswintha still didn’t have it as easy as I do. And Godeswintha may taste an orange once or twice in her life, will never taste many spices I have in my cabinet, will have iffy medical care, and will probably die at 25 in childbirth. Her brother Godegund will die in a neighborhood skirmish at 38, repossessing a strayed village cow from a neighbor’s strong-arm guys on the other side of the creek.