{"id":8756,"date":"2018-07-26T15:03:17","date_gmt":"2018-07-26T22:03:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/?p=8756"},"modified":"2018-07-26T15:05:25","modified_gmt":"2018-07-26T22:05:25","slug":"raccoon-wars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/raccoon-wars\/","title":{"rendered":"Raccoon wars."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That blighter has gotten on my last nerve. <\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s eaten two baby fishes from the lotus pond. He&#8217;s ripped up a 30.00 lily. And the struggling lotus. He&#8217;s ripped up some of the waterlily pads on the main pond and tossed bark chips into the pond that nearly stalled out the 300.00 master pump, and would have if I hadn&#8217;t seen the waterfall stall out and gotten down on my hands and knees to decouple the pump and clear it of bark chips. He&#8217;s tried to eat our larger koi. He&#8217;s set off alarms that got us locked out in the back yard and cost us a 300.00 basement window.<\/p>\n<p>Tolerance has run out. My only way to deter him forbids our cats the pleasure of their own garden. He&#8217;s destroying stuff. He&#8217;s eating our fishes. And waking us up at night. So he&#8217;s toast. I&#8217;ve called someone who will trap him in a trap safe for neighborhood cats, so if I get the neighbor kitty by mistake, we can just turn him loose. But this is war. Unfortunately by state law there&#8217;s no catch and release for this fellow, and I&#8217;m very sorry about that, but he&#8217;s beyond the annual nuisance some of his kin are who just trek through on their way to the river. He&#8217;s regarding our back yard as his and is big enough to threaten neighborhood pets, and I&#8217;m drawing the line.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That blighter has gotten on my last nerve. He&#8217;s eaten two baby fishes from the lotus pond. He&#8217;s ripped up a 30.00 lily. And the struggling lotus. He&#8217;s ripped up some of the waterlily pads on the main pond and tossed bark chips into the pond that nearly stalled out the 300.00 master pump, and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":751,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8756","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-journal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8756","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/751"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8756"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8756\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8759,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8756\/revisions\/8759"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8756"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8756"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8756"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}