{"id":8588,"date":"2018-03-15T20:24:38","date_gmt":"2018-03-16T03:24:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/?p=8588"},"modified":"2018-03-15T20:24:38","modified_gmt":"2018-03-16T03:24:38","slug":"how-i-cooked-3-complete-dinners-in-45-minutes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/how-i-cooked-3-complete-dinners-in-45-minutes\/","title":{"rendered":"How I cooked 3 complete dinners in 45 minutes."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Not servings. Dinners.<\/p>\n<p>Dinner a, lovingly prepared&#8212;elaborate cheeseburgers. The ground beef was slightly &#8216;off&#8217;&#8212;too long in the fridge. I gathered up both plates and tossed both. <\/p>\n<p>Then the fast route: taco chicken packet with a side of riced cauliflower and sweetpotato, stove for one, microwave for the other. Only THIS packet with no warning changed its recipe and was half onions. Jane and I are both allergic. Out it goes, and the side, now done, with it. What&#8217;s the use of cauliflower, when I&#8217;ve nothing to serve with it. As a meal on its own, meh.<\/p>\n<p>So&#8230;last resort. Toss some jalapenos in a bowl, canned chili atop that, sharp cheddar, then microwave til melt, add sour cream.<\/p>\n<p>Food. At last, food. Every skillet I own is in the sink, plus a saucepan, and it took, besides, five bowls, two plates, and a great deal of determination.<\/p>\n<p>I think I need to go to the grocery store.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not servings. Dinners. Dinner a, lovingly prepared&#8212;elaborate cheeseburgers. The ground beef was slightly &#8216;off&#8217;&#8212;too long in the fridge. I gathered up both plates and tossed both. Then the fast route: taco chicken packet with a side of riced cauliflower and sweetpotato, stove for one, microwave for the other. Only THIS packet with no warning changed [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":751,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8588","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-journal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8588","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/751"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8588"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8588\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8589,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8588\/revisions\/8589"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8588"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8588"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8588"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}