{"id":769,"date":"2009-09-28T16:27:16","date_gmt":"2009-09-28T23:27:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/new.wavewithoutashore.cwgservices.org\/?p=769"},"modified":"2009-09-28T16:27:16","modified_gmt":"2009-09-28T23:27:16","slug":"is-there-any-item-you-absolutely-cannot-keep-track-of-mine-is","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/is-there-any-item-you-absolutely-cannot-keep-track-of-mine-is\/","title":{"rendered":"Is there any item you absolutely cannot keep track of? Mine is&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>glasses. Glasses and cups of coffee.<\/p>\n<p>I have lost my glasses again. A-gain!<\/p>\n<p>I have a problem. I have a torque in my vision: my eyes switch problems at a certain distance, which means I can&#8217;t wear bifocals. A doctor who prescribed neomycin for a minor eye infection just before BucConneer nearly blinded me: my eyes got worse and worse, and by the time I lost patience with the pain and blurry vision and went to a major eye clinic, where they informed me it was, yes, allergy&#8212;I had some permanent scarring. Which didn&#8217;t help.<\/p>\n<p>The upshot of the whole affair is that I can&#8217;t wear bifocals: I have to have a separate pair of glasses for every application, and I can&#8217;t keep track of them. Things are better since they let me wear contacts again&#8230;I am down to one pair, with a few storeboughts. But I have this habit of hanging them from my collar, and they may, for all I can tell, be in shrubbery, on the bottom of the fishpond, or just blending with the carpet in some dark corner.<\/p>\n<p>We pulled an all-house search, upended my working chair and may (we&#8217;re having trouble id-ing them for sure) have found the pair of Jane&#8217;s glasses that have been missing since a few weeks after she bought them.<\/p>\n<p>But mine are still missing. So I went to Costco to get others. They&#8217;d lost my prescription. They&#8217;re having to get it from Walmart, who have also lost it. The doctor there called and is going to give me a free brief exam so I can get my glasses&#8230;she&#8217;s a very good doctor, but the office is a little iffy about organization.<\/p>\n<p>So Jane has her glasses, mine are still missing, and I had to take my contact out because I walked into Lowes after soaker hose and they have something in the air that just killed my eyes.<\/p>\n<p>The coffee cups: I fill &#8217;em, I set &#8217;em down, I find them considerably later. I fill one and discover there&#8217;s already one in the microwave. I have, even, though not recently, found one in the ice box. Classic.<\/p>\n<p>But hopefully we will get the glasses thing solved. And then my old ones will turn up, want to bet?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>glasses. Glasses and cups of coffee. I have lost my glasses again. A-gain! I have a problem. I have a torque in my vision: my eyes switch problems at a certain distance, which means I can&#8217;t wear bifocals. A doctor who prescribed neomycin for a minor eye infection just before BucConneer nearly blinded me: my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":751,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,28,34],"class_list":["post-769","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-journal","tag-cherryh","tag-jane-fancher","tag-the-daily-grind"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/769","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/751"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=769"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/769\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=769"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=769"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=769"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}