{"id":5674,"date":"2014-03-29T15:21:14","date_gmt":"2014-03-29T22:21:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/new.wavewithoutashore.cwgservices.org\/?p=5674"},"modified":"2014-03-29T15:21:14","modified_gmt":"2014-03-29T22:21:14","slug":"omg-accidentally-caught-a-bit-of-ancient-aliens-by-error-while-trying-take-a-nap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/omg-accidentally-caught-a-bit-of-ancient-aliens-by-error-while-trying-take-a-nap\/","title":{"rendered":"OMG&#8212;accidentally caught a bit of Ancient Aliens by error&#8230;while trying take a nap&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;I was SO tired, but I could feel my brain draining.<\/p>\n<p>Aliens from across the galaxy coming here to mine gold to replenish their atmosphere&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I had to get up. The stupid was so strong in that program&#8230;<br \/>\nI had to turn it off.<\/p>\n<p>The stupid was so strong it could alter DNA in the hearer&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;I was SO tired, but I could feel my brain draining. Aliens from across the galaxy coming here to mine gold to replenish their atmosphere&#8230; I had to get up. The stupid was so strong in that program&#8230; I had to turn it off. The stupid was so strong it could alter DNA in the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":751,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5674","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-journal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5674","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/751"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5674"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5674\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5674"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5674"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5674"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}