{"id":5560,"date":"2014-02-10T07:54:58","date_gmt":"2014-02-10T15:54:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/new.wavewithoutashore.cwgservices.org\/?p=5560"},"modified":"2014-02-10T07:54:58","modified_gmt":"2014-02-10T15:54:58","slug":"bent-over-to-get-a-scrap-of-paper-on-the-kitchen-floor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/bent-over-to-get-a-scrap-of-paper-on-the-kitchen-floor\/","title":{"rendered":"Bent over to get a scrap of paper on the kitchen floor&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And like a fool hit the dark counter.<\/p>\n<p>I now have a nice lump and not-quite-cut, but abrasion on my forehead. It looks so classy.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve ever hit my head hard enough to draw blood and that includes having a badly-nailed 2&#215;6 fall on my head and hit nearly the same spot.<\/p>\n<p>Brilliant, eh?<\/p>\n<p>BTW, I put that new tab up with the Shejicon plans.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And like a fool hit the dark counter. I now have a nice lump and not-quite-cut, but abrasion on my forehead. It looks so classy. I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve ever hit my head hard enough to draw blood and that includes having a badly-nailed 2&#215;6 fall on my head and hit nearly the same spot. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":751,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5560","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-journal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5560","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/751"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5560"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5560\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5560"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5560"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5560"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}