{"id":5491,"date":"2014-01-11T15:22:01","date_gmt":"2014-01-11T23:22:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/new.wavewithoutashore.cwgservices.org\/?p=5491"},"modified":"2014-01-11T15:22:01","modified_gmt":"2014-01-11T23:22:01","slug":"one-of-those-days-the-fence-blew-down-at-the-corner-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/one-of-those-days-the-fence-blew-down-at-the-corner-again\/","title":{"rendered":"One of those days&#8230;the fence blew down at the corner&#8230;again."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;d patched it for a south wind. Lucky us, the prevailing flavor is north. It broke the corner again.<\/p>\n<p>So I went looking for a patch: nail\/screw a board so the boards from the front-of-you fence can&#8217;t slide past the beside-you fence or [patch #2]  fall backward. <\/p>\n<p>Found it in that luxury of home ownership, the bits of construction pieces pile in the garage corner. I get the drill, choose a couple of long screws (thank GOD for no-cord drills!) to get Jane, tripped over the extended foot of the exercise equipment, and took a fall&#8212;hit one knee, both hands and rolled. [Old skater&#8217;s maxim: if you&#8217;re going down, don&#8217;t fight it, just fall smart, and the only unsmart part of that fall was the knee, but, hey, it was padded carpet, and I had the telly cabinet on one side and furniture on the left.<\/p>\n<p>And apparently Shu&#8230;but more on that later.<\/p>\n<p>So Jane and I got the pieces and went out in the alley and patched it. It&#8217;s screwed&#8212;the fence, that is: the holding braces are bent and trashed, the paint is peeling, and we are due a new fence&#8230;this spring.<\/p>\n<p>I go back in and Shu attacks me. I mean a flailing, squalling all out swatting attack about knee high, which proves that he can fly. It took some soft words, several more hiss-slap fits, and some kitty treats to get him calmed down. I don&#8217;t feel at any point that I actually hit him as I fell, though we&#8217;re watching him for any sign of injury. I think he was in front of me when I came down like the biggest meanest cave bear ever to attack a kitty, and he was spooked. I shook the floor right solidly when I hit (boards under carpet) and I think I just scared the whey out of him.<\/p>\n<p>He is still suspicious I&#8217;ll become a were-bear again but he let me give him treats and pet him. He may remember this sporadically and have more hiss-fits, but we think he&#8217;s ok.<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile we&#8217;re going to have a bill on that fence, no question; but we can do it, thanks to no-interest on that car: we still have the car fund. And I&#8217;m ok. I think even the knee is. The wind, she still blows, but the fence, he stands.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;d patched it for a south wind. Lucky us, the prevailing flavor is north. It broke the corner again. So I went looking for a patch: nail\/screw a board so the boards from the front-of-you fence can&#8217;t slide past the beside-you fence or [patch #2] fall backward. Found it in that luxury of home ownership, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":751,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5491","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-journal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5491","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/751"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5491"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5491\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5491"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5491"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5491"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}