{"id":5363,"date":"2013-11-14T14:13:24","date_gmt":"2013-11-14T22:13:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/new.wavewithoutashore.cwgservices.org\/?p=5363"},"modified":"2013-11-14T14:13:24","modified_gmt":"2013-11-14T22:13:24","slug":"in-the-aforesaid-condition-mildly-hung-over-from-sailor-jerrys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/in-the-aforesaid-condition-mildly-hung-over-from-sailor-jerrys\/","title":{"rendered":"In the aforesaid condition, mildly hung over from Sailor Jerry’s…"},"content":{"rendered":"

I had to take Jane in for her mandated endoscopy: it took forever–and somebody had to be there to drive her home because of the sedation.<\/p>\n

So I walk in when it’s over, and she’s semi-awake. Asked me more than once “What time is it?”<\/p>\n

If you don’t know how funny that is, there’s a book you should read.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I had to take Jane in for her mandated endoscopy: it took forever–and somebody had to be there to drive her home because of the sedation. So I walk in when it’s over, and she’s semi-awake. Asked me more than once “What time is it?” If you don’t know how funny that is, there’s a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":751,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5363","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-journal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5363","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/751"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5363"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5363\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5363"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5363"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5363"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}