{"id":5190,"date":"2013-09-09T17:02:31","date_gmt":"2013-09-10T00:02:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/new.wavewithoutashore.cwgservices.org\/?p=5190"},"modified":"2013-09-09T17:02:51","modified_gmt":"2013-09-10T00:02:51","slug":"and-the-snippy-charity-driver-left-all-the-heavy-stuff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/and-the-snippy-charity-driver-left-all-the-heavy-stuff\/","title":{"rendered":"And the snippy charity driver left all the heavy stuff&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And left it in the driveway.<\/p>\n<p>The next time they call us to ask for a donation, they get coal in their shoes, and the edge of my temper.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ve called another charity I like better anyway, and we hope they&#8217;ll send a truck to take it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And left it in the driveway. The next time they call us to ask for a donation, they get coal in their shoes, and the edge of my temper. We&#8217;ve called another charity I like better anyway, and we hope they&#8217;ll send a truck to take it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":751,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5190","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-journal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5190","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/751"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5190"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5190\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5190"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5190"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5190"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}