{"id":5009,"date":"2013-07-13T08:12:29","date_gmt":"2013-07-13T15:12:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/new.wavewithoutashore.cwgservices.org\/?p=5009"},"modified":"2013-07-13T08:12:29","modified_gmt":"2013-07-13T15:12:29","slug":"ways-to-start-the-day-eh-i-fell-in-the-fish-pond","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/ways-to-start-the-day-eh-i-fell-in-the-fish-pond\/","title":{"rendered":"Ways to start the day, eh? I fell in the fish pond."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nightclothes and all.<\/p>\n<p>Tripped on a hose. These sandals I run around in are loose, and I&#8217;m also getting to that age when my feet fail to lift to the height my brain tells me they&#8217;re lifting. It&#8217;s quite curious&#8230;My brain says I stepped over it, but the foot fails to clear it, because of the toe of the sandal: but I can&#8217;t blame the sandal. My brain, every sense I&#8217;ve got, tells me the foot, sandal and all, ,will easily clear the obstacle&#8212;and it won&#8217;t, because my foot hasn&#8217;t lifted the height my brain told it to.<\/p>\n<p>I tell you, age is a bitch. I think the same as I always did, I do as I always have, and now and again the body just fails to do what it&#8217;s supposed to do. I suppose I need some sandals that don&#8217;t have as much toe, but what I could really use is a 20 year old physique. Ain&#8217;t it a shame youth is wasted on the young?<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I fell on the rock edge, dinged my wrist, soaked an arm and shoulder, and scared hell out of the fish, who&#8217;d come to be fed. They don&#8217;t know what landed in their pond, but they&#8217;re sure they don&#8217;t want breakfast at that particular spot.<\/p>\n<p>TO make matters nicer, I&#8217;d dosed the pond yesterday with SludgeRemover, which is, basically, blackish sewage.<\/p>\n<p>Yum.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nightclothes and all. Tripped on a hose. These sandals I run around in are loose, and I&#8217;m also getting to that age when my feet fail to lift to the height my brain tells me they&#8217;re lifting. It&#8217;s quite curious&#8230;My brain says I stepped over it, but the foot fails to clear it, because of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":751,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5009","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-journal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5009","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/751"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5009"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5009\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5009"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5009"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5009"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}