{"id":4671,"date":"2013-03-25T16:42:57","date_gmt":"2013-03-25T23:42:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/new.wavewithoutashore.cwgservices.org\/?p=4671"},"modified":"2013-03-25T16:51:17","modified_gmt":"2013-03-25T23:51:17","slug":"vae-vivemus-bibimus-nunc-dietemus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/vae-vivemus-bibimus-nunc-dietemus\/","title":{"rendered":"Vae! viximus, bibimus&#8230;nunc dietemus!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Atkins. We&#8217;ve sort of lived South Beach style, but we&#8217;ve gotten more luau than restrained South Beach for way too long, during the stress of the winter, and now&#8212; <\/p>\n<p>Now we&#8217;ve agreed we both feel better if we can be some pounds lighter, Atkins is the most effective diet for us, and they&#8217;ve revamped it to include more variety&#8212;and are now offering frozen dinners. Which gives me a bit of a holiday.<\/p>\n<p>The catch is, in our area, Walmart is where to get the frozens. And our neighborhood Walmart is the only Walmart in town that isn&#8217;t a superstore. WHich is&#8230; yes. The only store handling them.<\/p>\n<p>So after driving a couple of miles, hiking the entire frozen section, waiting in a long line at customer service, and finally finding out the deal, I then drive four miles through the city&#8217;s worst traffic to reach the ghastly-sized giant Walmart, wherein getting a bag of potato chips requires half a city block of choices.<\/p>\n<p>Of course the frozens are at the rear of the store, which is sort of looming like the Alps in front of Hannibal.<br \/>\nOf course people have hit this brand like locusts and the selection isn&#8217;t huge.<br \/>\nOf course Atkins has put onion in all the breakfasts. I detest onion and eggs. I detested it when I was able to eat onion, back in the Permian. Sigh. So I bought eggs. Jane doesn&#8217;t like eggs in the first place, but that&#8217;s our only choice: omelets, boiled eggs&#8212;I can think of things I could do, but none as zero carb as an egg and cheese. So I&#8217;ll try to get creative. I&#8217;ve got some ghastly thin buns and I&#8217;ll see if those can be rendered edible with egg and cheese.<br \/>\nBut I got out of there.<\/p>\n<p>Jane&#8217;s got company, doll enthusiasts&#8212;alas, it&#8217;s the only hobby we don&#8217;t share. I admire them, but I can&#8217;t quite figure what to do with them besides judge that they&#8217;re very pretty, so that&#8217;s Jane&#8217;s thing. I&#8217;ve been off on my own project, which I started when I was so distracted by the biopsy and the waiting for results. I&#8217;ve written a non-fiction book, a how-to manual for people starting or contemplating starting saltwater aquariums, which is one of my hobbies that I do more of than Jane does&#8212;not that Jane hasn&#8217;t done it and can&#8217;t do it, but I&#8217;m the one who primarily logics through the stuff. Took me all of five days, since I have a lot of saved articles I&#8217;ve written previously, and I&#8217;ll release it as a Kindle book, likely, with the hope it makes a little money. Never thought I&#8217;d write a fish manual, and my Grunt Chem prof would die laughing at the notion of me lecturing on chemistry, but hey, I do know this stuff pretty well, I do know marine chemistry, and I can do a good deed by telling people how not to fail massively and with loss of fishy life.<\/p>\n<p>For the next few weeks I&#8217;m resigning cooking&#8212;except for eggs&#8212;, until we bust off some of this weight. We&#8217;ll feel better for it.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t panic about the Atkins: we both have really good cholesterol when we&#8217;re on this diet, better than on a low-fat diet. Seems to us the worst sin is fat and carbs, not fat and protein. So we&#8217;re not failing to think about our health. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Atkins. We&#8217;ve sort of lived South Beach style, but we&#8217;ve gotten more luau than restrained South Beach for way too long, during the stress of the winter, and now&#8212; Now we&#8217;ve agreed we both feel better if we can be some pounds lighter, Atkins is the most effective diet for us, and they&#8217;ve revamped it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":751,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4671","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-journal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4671","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/751"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4671"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4671\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4671"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4671"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4671"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}