{"id":3710,"date":"2012-05-14T12:57:59","date_gmt":"2012-05-14T19:57:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/new.wavewithoutashore.cwgservices.org\/?p=3710"},"modified":"2012-05-14T12:57:59","modified_gmt":"2012-05-14T19:57:59","slug":"too-stupid-to-function","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/too-stupid-to-function\/","title":{"rendered":"Too stupid to function"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m tired. I&#8217;m really tired. When you have to boot up a total book to edit, and simultaneously remember so, so, so much detail, you run out of juice. I&#8217;ve been slogging away at the pond and almost have it perfect. And then&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>I notice the marine tank is p&#8217;o&#8217;ed. I can tell when the corals aren&#8217;t happy, and they&#8217;ve been iffy for days. I can&#8217;t put it off any longer. Gotta go down to the basement and investigate the sump and find out why.<\/p>\n<p>Well, you run four basic tests. Number one&#8212;salinity. Just in case. It never gets off, but if you&#8217;re smart you run it anyway.<\/p>\n<p>Bingo. Salinity should be 1.025. It&#8217;s 1.020. Which is Not Good. 1.023 is Too Low. So what do I do? I&#8217;m out of hyper-filtered water, which you use in mixing salt water. Gotta run the very slow filter. Jane offers a brilliant idea. Dip out 5 gallons, which a 54 gallon system with a 30 gallon sump will not notice much, and hyper-salt it. So I do that. Add a couple of cups. Salinity now 1.021. And&#8230;I go upstairs to attend the editing.<\/p>\n<p>An hour later I come down to add another couple of cups. But you always test first. So&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>Salinity is 1.019. Wak. Why?<\/p>\n<p>Doh. I drew off 5 gallons of water and didn&#8217;t unplug the autotopoff pump, which, &#8216;thinking&#8217; it&#8217;s evaporated, just shot 5 gallons of freshwater into the system. Banging head against wall. I then unplug the topoff pump, which I MUST remember to restore tomorrow&#8212;and draw 5 gallons of water out of the system, throwing the first one&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;into my new hyper-salt mix, diluting it.<\/p>\n<p>Re-banging head against wall, I finish the job correctly, toss 4 cups of hyper-saltwater into the system (more would harm things) and go back upstairs.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I have to cook tonight. I do not think I shall cook anything needing me to handle knives.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m tired. I&#8217;m really tired. When you have to boot up a total book to edit, and simultaneously remember so, so, so much detail, you run out of juice. I&#8217;ve been slogging away at the pond and almost have it perfect. And then&#8212; I notice the marine tank is p&#8217;o&#8217;ed. I can tell when the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":751,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3710","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-journal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3710","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/751"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3710"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3710\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3710"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3710"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3710"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}