{"id":3478,"date":"2012-02-17T12:07:57","date_gmt":"2012-02-17T20:07:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/new.wavewithoutashore.cwgservices.org\/?p=3478"},"modified":"2012-02-17T12:07:57","modified_gmt":"2012-02-17T20:07:57","slug":"the-day-after-the-paper-monster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/the-day-after-the-paper-monster\/","title":{"rendered":"The day after&#8212;the paper monster&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Has been growing in the office. I waded through a stack of miscellaneous papers, file-ables, bills, end-of-year statements, circulars, catalogs, and the refinance papers, found a slip for taxes on an acreage I inherited in Oklahoma&#8212;and couldn&#8217;t even find out what year it was for or if it had been paid.<\/p>\n<p>There was a phone number. And sometimes dealing with Anadarko, Oklahoma is a bit of a warm fuzzy. My great-grandads and great-grandmums on both sides came there before statehood (1907)&#8230;even before the land run. My great-grandad and granddad on Mum&#8217;s side had their own agreement directly with the Kiowa tribe, for the payment of a cow of their choice and the right to hold meetings on the land, where otherwise my family ran horses and cattle. Suffice it to say&#8212;we&#8217;re kinda from way-back in town history. And my uncle, after a combine accident that cost him his arm, became county clerk there. So when I had to call the county treasurer and ask if I was paid up on taxes, the conversation went pretty fast&#8212;I give my name, they look it up, and have the record instantly, the treasurer knows pretty well where the parcel is, I explain who my mother was, give the last name&#8212;oh, yeah. I say who my uncle was, oh, yeah&#8212;the man I&#8217;m talking to knew him well. It&#8217;s old home week, and oh, yeah, if there&#8217;s ever a problem, and you need to find me, just ask one of that family and they&#8217;ll find me&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Anadarko&#8217;s growing: it&#8217;s got its Walmart and all; but there&#8217;s still a lot of the old town that functions, where I remember buying barbecue from an outdoor pit, where my other-side grandad ran the only gas station on that side of town, and I pumped gas and washed windshields when I was about 10, and cute; where the cousins and I used to walk the alleys and pick particularly pretty river-polished agate stones out of the pebbles they&#8217;d hauled in to fill holes in the asphalt; the creek I used to ride across on the right-hand horse of the Percheron team that pulled the old tiller or the hay rake, a horse so big I rode astride on his neck&#8212;but I was very little then; the creek had quicksand, but if you were sensible and made like a starfish you could work your way out of it. There was the Martian-red sandstone hilltop where we cousins used to arrange ambushes of each other&#8230;and where I learned that you do not, unlike in the movies, try to jump from a cliff to an oak sapling. Oak saplings don&#8217;t bend like birches, and they have a lot of branches on the way down. I had a most excellent childhood, especially weekends, when we drove 40 miles on a 2-lane to Anadarko to help out our grandparents. I fought a prairie fire with a wet gunnysack, right along with everybody in the area; I learned (with a hand plow in red clay soil) why a horse-drawn plow was really a big advancement (my few furrows looked like a drunken snake had laid them out)&#8212;and that if you harvest an entire row of ripe cabbages you are not helping grandma at all! [But popping the stems is so interesting!]<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Has been growing in the office. I waded through a stack of miscellaneous papers, file-ables, bills, end-of-year statements, circulars, catalogs, and the refinance papers, found a slip for taxes on an acreage I inherited in Oklahoma&#8212;and couldn&#8217;t even find out what year it was for or if it had been paid. There was a phone [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":751,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3478","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-journal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3478","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/751"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3478"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3478\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3478"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3478"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3478"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}