{"id":3462,"date":"2012-02-11T11:59:23","date_gmt":"2012-02-11T19:59:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/new.wavewithoutashore.cwgservices.org\/?p=3462"},"modified":"2012-02-11T11:59:23","modified_gmt":"2012-02-11T19:59:23","slug":"losing-glasses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/losing-glasses\/","title":{"rendered":"Losing glasses&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;happens to me about twice a week. They need a beeper in the rim. I swear I&#8217;d pay extra. I am farsighted and consequently have to take of f my glasses to deal with anything beyond arm&#8217;s length. This means I often take them off and lay them down to do a job&#8230;and then because I then can&#8217;t see anything that&#8217;s as close as arm&#8217;s length, searching for them is an exercise in frustration. I frequently find them, drop them, and step on them as I try to locate them. Costco has straightened these poor frames at least 3 times last year; I&#8217;ve straightened them under the hot water tap more than once. I stepped on them two days ago. I&#8217;ve dropped them out of the little sidepocket in the Forester onto the pavement several times last year. I&#8217;ve sat on them more than once. They&#8217;re about eight years old, if you can imagine the damage these poor things have taken. Now I&#8217;m typing with a pair of over-the-counters that don&#8217;t correct astigmatism, which is the main problem I have at short range.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s just a pain.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday I was so frazzled I baked a loaf of bread with no yeast&#8212;but fortunately realized it as it had just started to bake&#8212;because if it actually bakes, getting it out of the baking pan without hurting the pan is not easy: think of a very large thick stale bagel. Today I got it right. Got to check the kitchen counter there to see if that job is where I took off my glasses.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;happens to me about twice a week. They need a beeper in the rim. I swear I&#8217;d pay extra. I am farsighted and consequently have to take of f my glasses to deal with anything beyond arm&#8217;s length. This means I often take them off and lay them down to do a job&#8230;and then because [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":751,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3462","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-journal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3462","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/751"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3462"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3462\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3462"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3462"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3462"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}