{"id":3205,"date":"2011-10-19T15:26:05","date_gmt":"2011-10-19T22:26:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/new.wavewithoutashore.cwgservices.org\/?p=3205"},"modified":"2011-10-19T15:27:24","modified_gmt":"2011-10-19T22:27:24","slug":"page-74-and-making-progress-and-got-detained-for-shoplifting-in-walmart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/page-74-and-making-progress-and-got-detained-for-shoplifting-in-walmart\/","title":{"rendered":"page 74 and making progress&#8230;and got detained for shoplifting in Walmart&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;well, only unofficially; I picked up a nice little item for Jane at Safeway, down the row, and they didn&#8217;t deactivate it; I put it in my purse, and went into Walmart to pick up Jane at the optometry area; and the darned thing went off. Fortunately I do not tend to meltdowns, so I handed the guard the item, said receipt&#8217;s in the car, and surprised the daylights out of the person by actually coming back with the receipt. They probably didn&#8217;t expect to see me again&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Hey, I worked the register in the &#8216;gifts and flowers&#8217; department at GEX where the nicest-looking ladies would switch tags on the merchandise and try to convince you a huge silk rose with bud and leaves was 49 cents. And if you maintained the price was switched they&#8217;d try to maintain the law said you had to sell it as marked. Standing guard over fast-moving merchandise is a really stressful job, worse than cafeteria monitor. So I didn&#8217;t take any offense at all.<\/p>\n<p>I now have all the pie fixings. And am feeling much better. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;well, only unofficially; I picked up a nice little item for Jane at Safeway, down the row, and they didn&#8217;t deactivate it; I put it in my purse, and went into Walmart to pick up Jane at the optometry area; and the darned thing went off. Fortunately I do not tend to meltdowns, so I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":751,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3205","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-journal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3205","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/751"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3205"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3205\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3205"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3205"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3205"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}