{"id":2052,"date":"2010-08-17T13:05:45","date_gmt":"2010-08-17T20:05:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/new.wavewithoutashore.cwgservices.org\/?p=2052"},"modified":"2010-08-17T13:06:31","modified_gmt":"2010-08-17T20:06:31","slug":"refrigerator-died-solemn-music-which-is-a-bad-thing-when-youre-on-atkins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/refrigerator-died-solemn-music-which-is-a-bad-thing-when-youre-on-atkins\/","title":{"rendered":"Refrigerator died&#8230;.(solemn music)&#8230;which is a bad thing when you&#8217;re on Atkins."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re cooking everything we can. We have a tiny freezer and two ice-chests, so we&#8217;re putting things there. <\/p>\n<p>For our fridge think not of a fridge with a six-pack of beer and a half packet of weiners. Nay! A) I&#8217;m a food-hoarder when it comes to ice boxes. I stuff the thing with everything that it will hold, and have probably 20 bottles of salad dressing. I don&#8217;t even like salads. And B) I&#8217;m a cook. I love to cook. On Atkins, all I get to cook is meat. Guess what the fridge is\/was full of.<\/p>\n<p>I hied me off to Lowe&#8217;s, source of fairly good deals, and our Lowe&#8217;s credit card enables 6 months of no-interest. Plus we had a 25.00 discount card. Jane&#8212;is supposedly getting some actual work done, which requires not just physical but emotional quiet and tranquility. So I proposed to go do it: I&#8217;m a pretty direct shopper: I go in with criteria&#8212;in this case, white is ok, certain dimensions ok, top freezer ok, icemaker is a must, and I want a good flexible shelf arrangement. I march past the salesfolk with &#8220;I&#8217;m here to buy a fridge,&#8221; and got a gal who&#8217;s helped us before. It was quickly down to 3, one side by side (too pricey, too little space), and one nubbly-surface sort and one smooth. &#8220;I&#8217;ll take curtain #2.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Well, if you wait a day, they&#8217;ll be on sale.&#8221;<br \/>\nMe: &#8220;I have a fridge melting in my kitchen.&#8221;<br \/>\nShe: &#8220;I&#8217;ll see what I can do.&#8221; She marches off to talk to the manager. She comes back, says, &#8220;I can get you tomorrow&#8217;s sale price.&#8221; And then she goes off to find the fridge in stock.<br \/>\nComes back. &#8220;I&#8217;m sorry. There isn&#8217;t one. There&#8217;s one due on the truck tonight.&#8221;<br \/>\nMe: &#8220;Do you believe that?&#8221;<br \/>\nShe: &#8220;Usually.&#8221;<br \/>\nMe: &#8220;How about curtain #3?&#8221;<br \/>\nShe: &#8220;I&#8217;ll check.&#8221;<br \/>\nShe does. Finds out the one on the floor is the last and it&#8217;s not Energy Star compliant, which misses a 75.00 government rebate. She checks and finds out the new model is upstairs. It is Energy Star. She heads off to the manager to get me a sale price on a model not even on the floor yet, and, yes! I can get that one, get the sale price, and we&#8217;re good to go.<br \/>\nWe got the paperwork filled out: (I omit the part at the front check-in where she had to come to the front and do it all again because their new computer system couldn&#8217;t find my item.) I get: my 25.00 general discount; the 75.00 Wa state rebate for replacing an older fridge with an Energy Star machine; 10% off [which is the sale], and generally got off with next year&#8217;s model at a very good price.<br \/>\nSo&#8230;..<br \/>\nMeanwhile Jane instead of getting her work done had tackled what I thought I had to do: we have ton-&#8216;o cooked meat. We will be creative with leftovers for a month. Tomorrow the new fridge will arrive. And we will NOT have had the old fridge totally malfunction and burn itself to a melted mass of stinking plastic, which is what they can do when they go into meltdown.<\/p>\n<p>I took a page from my father&#8217;s book (he worked summers doing ice delivery in the old days, with a horse)and got a big ice block for the fridge as-is, which will keep the less-critical bottles of this and that ok; and two bags of ice for the two picnic boxes.<\/p>\n<p>And this was supposed to be the quiet, tranquil day when souls would settle gently into place and creativity would happen.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ve had creativity, all right, but not on the work we wanted to do!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re cooking everything we can. We have a tiny freezer and two ice-chests, so we&#8217;re putting things there. For our fridge think not of a fridge with a six-pack of beer and a half packet of weiners. Nay! A) I&#8217;m a food-hoarder when it comes to ice boxes. 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