{"id":1633,"date":"2010-04-14T21:40:35","date_gmt":"2010-04-15T04:40:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/new.wavewithoutashore.cwgservices.org\/?p=1633"},"modified":"2010-04-14T21:41:06","modified_gmt":"2010-04-15T04:41:06","slug":"i-finally-have-mastered-the-art-of-falling","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/i-finally-have-mastered-the-art-of-falling\/","title":{"rendered":"I finally have mastered the art of falling&#8212;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8212;boomf.<br \/>\nI tossed the current pair of jeans-that-fit into the wash, and substituted the light rayon baggy track pants that look like hell.<br \/>\nWorse, I tried to skate in them. Funny thing. You wear tight jeans on the ice, you get a sense of support for your muscles. You wear light stuff, no support, and I, yes, dragged a toe as I tried to recover from stepping onto my heel.<\/p>\n<p>Backward. Boomf. <\/p>\n<p>On the other hand&#8212;I rotated as I went down, landed on the flat of the hip between tailbone and hipbone, and managed to keep elbow AND head off the ice. Pretty good, eh. I wasn&#8217;t wearing my Crashpads &#8482; and thought I&#8217;d kill myself. But I didn&#8217;t. Didn&#8217;t hurt much at all, except I shook my brain when I sat down and had a consequent headache.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s a way better fall on the ice than I usually manage. Also, I was moving, so I had the skid working FOR me. (A dead fall on the ice hurts worse than a moving one.) <\/p>\n<p>On the other hand, I managed to get the Mantis fired up and attacked the front yard. THAT made me sore. So sore. It bucks like an angry skunk when it hits grass roots. But&#8212;we&#8217;ll get there. I only have 80000 square feet to go. <\/p>\n<p>Didn&#8217;t do my headache any good. But I got about a 10x 8 section of the lawn done. That&#8217;s pretty good.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8212;boomf. I tossed the current pair of jeans-that-fit into the wash, and substituted the light rayon baggy track pants that look like hell. Worse, I tried to skate in them. Funny thing. You wear tight jeans on the ice, you get a sense of support for your muscles. You wear light stuff, no support, and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":751,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5,34],"class_list":["post-1633","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-journal","tag-figure-skating","tag-the-daily-grind"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1633","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/751"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1633"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1633\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1633"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1633"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cherryh.com\/WaveWithoutAShore\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1633"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}