Twice now I’ve been awakened between 2-3 am by something in the garden—it’s dark out there, I had the window open, it being a nice night in both occasions, and I heard this eerie chitter-chitter-murble from close by my window.

Well, Sei was interested, but his tail wasn’t bushed; the light by the garage won’t illumine the garden, but I figured we had a four-footed problem and decided light would be a good thing, so I turned on lights in the office and bath, which shine outward and illumine part of the path.

Happened again, 2 nights later.

It had rained. I went out and renewed the anti-critter sprinkles, but it’s a rainy patch of weather. And I got on the internet and looked up ‘raccoon sounds’ with the intent to look up ‘skunk sounds’ if that wasn’t it. Bingo on the first try. Raccoon. The pond is much overgrown about the edge, which we intended as a raccoon deterrent, and the lily pads likewise are protection, but the surface water is still warm enough in this transition of the seasons that the koi lounge near the shore at night. Worrisome.

I decided, hmmn, wonder if there’s a lantern that’s also a spooklight. So I searched for same, and turned up a lantern designed as a perimeter alarm, to protect campsites against straying children outbound and straying bears inbound. I got one, set it up. It has modes for mild light, strong light, strong light on motion detector for 15 minutes, and strong light with screaming alarm. In consideration of our neighbors and because the police have better things to do, I chose the silent spooklight mode, and set it up. We shall see. It has a 35 foot range, and is moderately weatherproof. I set it in the side entry to the garage, which is somewhat sheltered by the clematis, and let it be. It continues rainy, and we did not have any incident last night.

I’m aware that they can be nippy if cornered and are a rabies hazard. Firearms in the city are a no-no for very good reasons, besides the risk to garden decor. I might risk the literal 10 foot (bamboo) pole of which we have several, but I really had rather just scare the raccoons off (I’m pretty sure there are at least two, or it’s crazy and talking to itself)… We’ve also seen tracks the size of a larger monkey’s, so I imagine mama at least is the size of a bushel basket or more. Wish me luck with the spooklight approach—they’re kind of spendy, but cheaper than buying canisters of coyote urine—those coyotes don’t work cheap! and it washes away in the rain.