and we are going to take our guarantee and go rain on Lowe’s customer service: they installed it, and they installed our countertop. The two have parted company and the dishwasher is being damaged to the point we now fear the seal cannot be relied upon. We’re really ticked about that. And we’re not willing to flood the house.

Also, the primary pump for the marine tank has slowed to a trickle, and I think this means we have to service it rather than buy a new one: the pump that drives that tank is expensive, and should be nearly indestructible, but it can swallow sealife down its inch-wide gullet and get a problem. So first I have to get a cap I can screw on to the bulkhead connector INSIDE the sump to stop the water…so we can unscrew the coupling that holds the pump to the sump: not as bad as it sounds: it all sits on a table in the basement. The pump is about a foot long, heavy as old guilt, and it is encrusted with salt creep and needs cleanup anyway. We undo about six screws and lift off the front of the pump, to get at the impeller, a single piece of very heavy metal that has a couple of holes bored into it: a magnetic coil causes this thing to spin, and the tiny holes create a 2600 gallons an hour water flow into the tank—or should. I’m also going to get a valve to insert into the hose, because the last time this thing ran properly, it could shoot water across the living room, and I want to be able to control it. Its function has been declining, and we took the valve out, but I am hoping it only needs cleaning—it’s run 24/7 for seven going on eight years, with one cleaning, so we don’t know what we’re getting into. Our other choice is to buy a very spendy replacement. And the real nightmare would be if something happens to the flow worse than what we have, because that tank can only live for 8 hours with that pump shut down.

Kind of a dicey operation, this. But we are pretty confident even if we have to declare the pump moribund, it won’t be defunct. If we can get to limp back into operation even if it’s worn out, we’re good. Otherwise, I’ll be really upset and looking somewhere in this city on a Saturday for something that can drive this system.